{"product_id":"graphic-tee-political-satire-tee-political-statement-tee-its-as-if-stupid-and-idiot-had-a-child-and-dropped-it-on-its-head-unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee","title":"\"It's as if stupid and idiot had a child... and dropped it on its head!\" - Political statement tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Brainchild\" Satire Tee: Because Logic is a Lonely Hunter\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eSome jokes write themselves; others are born from the sheer absurdity of modern politics. This shirt is for the latter. Featuring the unapologetic punchline, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003e\"It's as if stupid and idiot had a child... and dropped it on its head!\"\u003c\/b\u003e, this tee is designed for those who have officially run out of polite ways to say, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"314\"\u003e\"Are you serious?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you’re heading to a rally, a heated family dinner, or just grabbing coffee in a world that seems to have lost its marbles, this shirt does the heavy lifting for you. It’s sharp, it’s salty, and it’s arguably the most honest thing people will read all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Filter, Maximum Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e We paired a biting political critique with the legendary softness of the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003eBella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the \"velvet glove\" approach to a verbal knockout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRetail Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e This isn’t a boxy, stiff \"freebie\" shirt. 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